Pat "The Douche" Bruss

[DD]

We all had our suspicions, but I have unearthed ancient archived texts from 2007 that confirm what everyone already knew: Patrick Bruss is a douche.

groups.google.com/forum/#!topic/fantasyeating/BKwX0h5IQbA

Quote from the professional eating scripture:

I need a new team member ASAP. I knew Bruss was a risk having never
met him and using a coveted draft position on him based solely on his
potetntial, but I didn't expect him to disrespect the team and the
organization like this.

Team PAIN will forever disregard Bruss as a team member for turning to
the dark side and seeking immediate self acclaimation with A.I.C.E.
instead of committing himself to working hard for respect in the
greatest eating organization on the planet.

PAIN has removed "the Douche" from all public records and are now
evaluating the free agent market, pending approval from the League.

In other news, the world of professional eating is super cereal.

(Posted with permission from the douche).

[pbruss]

This is wicked true. I was kind of a renegade on the eating circut. At least he recognized my potential. As an aside I got about 6 death threats over my 4 year career.

[DD]

Is that more or less death threats than what you've received as a doctor?

[pbruss]

more

[kemple]

I find that hard to believe.