Post by drizsak on May 1, 2014 9:43:44 GMT -5
10 Charting Bloopers (Humorous but Best to be Avoided):
Occasional constant infrequent headaches.
Discharge status: alive but without permission.
MD order: May shower with nurse
While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
Infection resulted after she pimped a few popples.
Description of hemorrhoids: "Big Time"
Stool remains quite spry and active.
He was eating his tray so I didn't examine him.
The patient refused autopsy.
Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.
Can you think of anymore?
Occasional constant infrequent headaches.
Discharge status: alive but without permission.
MD order: May shower with nurse
While in ER, she was examined, x-rated and sent home.
Infection resulted after she pimped a few popples.
Description of hemorrhoids: "Big Time"
Stool remains quite spry and active.
He was eating his tray so I didn't examine him.
The patient refused autopsy.
Rectal examination revealed a normal-size thyroid.
Can you think of anymore?
